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okellyjaneo:

fadedleara:

For the ever beautiful Jenn and Kelly <3 Love you guys. Happy Anniversary <3

This woman. She… OASHDKAkljWOhaw.
Too amazing for words. 

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theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: MAN OF ANGER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ON THE ONLINE TUBE OF MOVING PICTURES THAT I THINK WILL AMUSE YOU
Bruce: Okay. I’ll come look.
Thor: IT IS A MOST ENTERTAINING STRIPED HORSE THAT IS SPORTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF HAIR WITH A RAINBOW HUE. AND IT IS SINGING A MELODY!
—
Bruce: TONY I HATE YOU
Tony: What? Why?
Bruce: YOU LET THOR GO ON YOUTUBE AND HE FOUND AFRO CIRUS
Tony: Oh my god.
Tony: I am so, so, sorry,
Bruce: …actually, you know what, its fine. Sorry for yelling.
Tony: Really? Even though I specifically showed him that?
Tony: Banner?
Tony: are you mad at me?
Tony: okay how have you got it on a loop
Tony: why can’t I disable it
Tony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARVIS
Tony: BRUCE PLEASE I’M SORRY
Bruce: Enjoy 6 hours of Afro Circus you bastard.
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theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: MAN OF ANGER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ON THE ONLINE TUBE OF MOVING PICTURES THAT I THINK WILL AMUSE YOU

Bruce: Okay. I’ll come look.

Thor: IT IS A MOST ENTERTAINING STRIPED HORSE THAT IS SPORTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF HAIR WITH A RAINBOW HUE. AND IT IS SINGING A MELODY!

Bruce: TONY I HATE YOU

Tony: What? Why?

Bruce: YOU LET THOR GO ON YOUTUBE AND HE FOUND AFRO CIRUS

Tony: Oh my god.

Tony: I am so, so, sorry,

Bruce: …actually, you know what, its fine. Sorry for yelling.

Tony: Really? Even though I specifically showed him that?

Tony: Banner?

Tony: are you mad at me?

Tony: okay how have you got it on a loop

Tony: why can’t I disable it

Tony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARVIS

Tony: BRUCE PLEASE I’M SORRY

Bruce: Enjoy 6 hours of Afro Circus you bastard.

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pondermoofin:

mjoelnirs:

the difference.

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theregeneratingdegenerate:

uhm gUYS
LOKI ACTUALLY FOUND THE PORN

theregeneratingdegenerate:

uhm gUYS

LOKI ACTUALLY FOUND THE PORN

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loki-dokey:

lokisprisoner:

sophielokison:

Tom and Stan

AND HEIMDALL 

HEIMDALL IS WATCHING
HE’S ALWAYS WATCHING

loki-dokey:

lokisprisoner:

sophielokison:

Tom and Stan

AND HEIMDALL 

HEIMDALL IS WATCHING

HE’S ALWAYS WATCHING

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ezmiisaname:

I don’t know who this belongs to, but it is gold!

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notasenator:

SUPERHERO SAM WANTS YOU FOR HIS SUPER TEAM!

Meet Sam.
He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s our hero.
Sam is six years old. He loves turtles, frogs, and comic books, hates mint and popsicles, and he has acute myeloid leukemia.
Cancer is a horrible thing for anyone, but especially so for a story-loving kid like Sam. He has a close-knit family and extended network of friends helping him through the emotional exhaustion and physical pain that comes along with cancer and it’s treatment, but being six, his grasp of the extended community rallying around him is a loose one.
That’s why his mother started Superheroes for Sam: A Photo Project. She wants all of us to send Sam pictures of ourselves in superhero t-shirts to show him undisputed proof of the huge online community wishing him strength.
Of course we had to contribute.

Click to embiggen.
Help us show Sam how many people are on his team. He needs to feel the love of the geeky community. We need to show him that he can be as strong as Superman, as resilient as Batman and as brilliant as Professor X.
Here’s what you have to do:
Take a photograph of yourself wearing your favorite superhero shirt, holding up your favorite action figure or comic, doing your best Stan Lee hero pose, or just smiling.Print out the picture. Put it in an envelope and mail it to Sam, here:
Sam Sommer, E571Children’s Hospital of WisconsinP.O. Box 1997Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201-1997
Sam’s mom will hang our pictures on his wall, and we’ll all become a part of team Superhero Sam.
Let’s do this.

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notasenator:

SUPERHERO SAM WANTS YOU FOR HIS SUPER TEAM!

Meet Sam.

He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s our hero.

Sam is six years old. He loves turtles, frogs, and comic books, hates mint and popsicles, and he has acute myeloid leukemia.

Cancer is a horrible thing for anyone, but especially so for a story-loving kid like Sam. He has a close-knit family and extended network of friends helping him through the emotional exhaustion and physical pain that comes along with cancer and it’s treatment, but being six, his grasp of the extended community rallying around him is a loose one.

That’s why his mother started Superheroes for Sam: A Photo Project. She wants all of us to send Sam pictures of ourselves in superhero t-shirts to show him undisputed proof of the huge online community wishing him strength.

Of course we had to contribute.

Sing it, Yoda!

Click to embiggen.

Help us show Sam how many people are on his team. He needs to feel the love of the geeky community. We need to show him that he can be as strong as Superman, as resilient as Batman and as brilliant as Professor X.

Here’s what you have to do:

Take a photograph of yourself wearing your favorite superhero shirt, holding up your favorite action figure or comic, doing your best Stan Lee hero pose, or just smiling.Print out the picture. Put it in an envelope and mail it to Sam, here:

Sam Sommer, E571
Children’s Hospital of Wisconsin
P.O. Box 1997
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201-1997

Sam’s mom will hang our pictures on his wall, and we’ll all become a part of team Superhero Sam.

Let’s do this.

via ThinkGeek

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stripeydani:

thesimplestoryofme:

Accio!

Ahahaha why does this amuse me so much?

stripeydani:

thesimplestoryofme:

Accio!

Ahahaha why does this amuse me so much?

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taylorevangeline:

adventuresinlifeandfandom:

carnivorousmouse:

deesarrachi:

#Can I have like a ten minute short about ‘A Day in the Life of Heimdall’ #and it’s just tranquil shots of Heimdall chillin’ on the Bifrost #in between lots of ass kicking #and single handedly fighting off like alien invasions trying to get past him #and then odin can roll up and be like ‘Hey heimdall anything interesting happen today?’ #and then in that really calm voice Heimdall’d just say ‘Not particularly my leige.’

Heimdal is the agent coulson of asgard

HEIMDALL IS THE AGENT COULSON OF ASGARD

^^^^^

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lostfrostprince:

sullengiraffe:

brodinsons:

umakoo:

Thor kinda breaks my heart in this scene. His brother is about to use him to “test if gods are immortal”, and he just stands there in stunned silence. He doesn’t threaten Loki or try to reason with him. But he does cry. (it’s hard to tell from the blurry cam gifs)

YES THANK YOU GOD

Everyone always focuses on leaky Loki and him being the one to be shedding the lone manly tear in the scenes like this (with good reason, of course), but I don’t think we’ve ever seen Thor as lost or as resigned as he is here.

He’s not pleading or shouting or raging, he’s just silently accepting the fact that his brother has succumbed so completely to whatever madness the Tesseract and Thanos have inflicted on him.

I think it also has a lot to do with the fact that he blames himself for what’s happened to his brother. Because, all things considered, a great deal of Loki’s anger and sense of betrayal stems from him.

So this moment is him deciding to allow Loki to have this. To have a victory over the mighty Thor. To step out of the shadows once and for all, regardless of whether or not the cost may be his own life.

STOP BREAKING MY HEART

I’ve already talked about this, but well, it’s on my dash and I can’t ignore it.

I think, besides Frigga, Thor is the only one who truly loves Loki no matter what. He doesn’t try to imprison him, he doesn’t try to kill him. He just wants to bring him home. To set everything right. He could have easily taken him out when he took Loki from the plane, but he didn’t. He tried to reason with him instead. He doesn’t want to hurt Loki. He sees that Loki is hurt enough as it is, and just wants to show him love. But it’s too late for that, and that’s not really his fault. I can just imagine their childhood, where Thor would drag Loki on adventures he didn’t really want to go on just to include him, to show him he loved him, that he doesn’t care not many others think he’s weird or creepy or whatever. So of course he cries. He cries because he hates seeing his brother act this way, whether it’s because he’s being controlled, or of his own accord. He cries because, well, his brother is about to turn him into an Asgardian dropbear from 30,000 feet. He cries because he know he’s still going to try to just bring his little brother home instead of kill him, hurt him.

He tried to be a good brother, but he never too into consideration Loki’s needs, Loki’s feelings. He knows that, and he regrets that, because he does really love Loki as a brother, as family. He still calls him brother, still says ‘our father,’ even defends him when he kills eighty people.

Thor’s character is so complex, and he’s usually just taken as “Verily, big booming statements!’ There’s so much more to him, so much deeply intertwined with Loki’s emotions and actions. He knows his brother, knows he can be better, and it hurts him so much, he sheds tears, when Loki has fallen to his lowest.

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