~This Is Not A Drill~

theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: MAN OF ANGER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ON THE ONLINE TUBE OF MOVING PICTURES THAT I THINK WILL AMUSE YOU

Bruce: Okay. I’ll come look.

Thor: IT IS A MOST ENTERTAINING STRIPED HORSE THAT IS SPORTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF HAIR WITH A RAINBOW HUE. AND IT IS SINGING A MELODY!

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Bruce: TONY I HATE YOU

Tony: What? Why?

Bruce: YOU LET THOR GO ON YOUTUBE AND HE FOUND AFRO CIRUS

Tony: Oh my god.

Tony: I am so, so, sorry,

Bruce: …actually, you know what, its fine. Sorry for yelling.

Tony: Really? Even though I specifically showed him that?

Tony: Banner?

Tony: are you mad at me?

Tony: okay how have you got it on a loop

Tony: why can’t I disable it

Tony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARVIS

Tony: BRUCE PLEASE I’M SORRY

Bruce: Enjoy 6 hours of Afro Circus you bastard.

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rogers-and-stark:

You heard his answer, right?

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chujo-hime:

特別便 by カテキンたっぷり on pixiv

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okellyjaneo:

rogers-and-stark:

If only I could make a deal with God, and get him to swap our places. (x)

Yes. I think it’s the best Civil War video I’ve ever seen.

MUST SEE.

Yes. Just yes. This video is incredible, and I keep showing it to Dani so that she drowns in a sea of feels with me.

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notasenator:

SUPERHERO SAM WANTS YOU FOR HIS SUPER TEAM!

Meet Sam.

He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s our hero.

Sam is six years old. He loves turtles, frogs, and comic books, hates mint and popsicles, and he has acute myeloid leukemia.

Cancer is a horrible thing for anyone, but especially so for a story-loving kid like Sam. He has a close-knit family and extended network of friends helping him through the emotional exhaustion and physical pain that comes along with cancer and it’s treatment, but being six, his grasp of the extended community rallying around him is a loose one.

That’s why his mother started Superheroes for Sam: A Photo Project. She wants all of us to send Sam pictures of ourselves in superhero t-shirts to show him undisputed proof of the huge online community wishing him strength.

Of course we had to contribute.

Click to embiggen.

Help us show Sam how many people are on his team. He needs to feel the love of the geeky community. We need to show him that he can be as strong as Superman, as resilient as Batman and as brilliant as Professor X.

Here’s what you have to do:

Take a photograph of yourself wearing your favorite superhero shirt, holding up your favorite action figure or comic, doing your best Stan Lee hero pose, or just smiling.Print out the picture. Put it in an envelope and mail it to Sam, here:

Sam Sommer, E571
Children’s Hospital of Wisconsin
P.O. Box 1997
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201-1997

Sam’s mom will hang our pictures on his wall, and we’ll all become a part of team Superhero Sam.

Let’s do this.

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deegolife:

superfamilyfeels:

wadefuckingwilson:

Wow. They aren’t even pretending they’re straight anymore.

ughhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh just marry each other now!

steampoweredrocket:

tacticalfury:

#you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it

Irony man

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theavengersshouldnttext:

Submitted by theperfectgif. 

We LOVE this gif :D Thank you so much! Can we get a source on this?

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